In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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