I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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