Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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