There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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