what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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