I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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