1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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