I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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