problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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