Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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