Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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