just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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