Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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