So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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