i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
