I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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