We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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