please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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