Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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