I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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