# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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