My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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