ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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