No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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