Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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