Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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