he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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