90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
