i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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