I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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