Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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