This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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