i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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