He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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