I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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