And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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