you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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