Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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