Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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