i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
whose ass print is on the piano?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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