Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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