I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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