OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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