marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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