I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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