thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
