hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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