I just saw a hot homeless man
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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