He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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