You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
