Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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