They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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