Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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