just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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